double pistols and a wink
How can you be so charming? Not an actual question. Just... let me crush on you :3c
Anonymous

GT: Well golly im sincerely flattered you think so. Crush eh? How endearingly sweet milady.

Which Dirk is worse to deal with: AR Dirk, Brobot, or the Brain-ghost Dirk?
Anonymous

GT: Brain-ghost? I like that as a description of it thats pretty gosh darn accurate hehehe.

GT: And i would definitely say either brobot or brain-ghost as you put it. Getting the stuffing kicked out of you in fisticuffs with brobot is not fun. Similarly being threatened with a boner in front of a lady by brain-ghost strider is not a walk in the park.

GT: Probably brobot chum.

Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash?
Anonymous

GT: Oh dear questions like this should be directed to my best bro strider as i have no particular interest in… my… little… hooved animal?

stawberries?
Anonymous

GT: I shall assume you meant strawberries and that you are asking whether or not i like them. If that is the case then yes i do enjoy them rather a lot.

Ever seen the television show called Adventure Time? What is your thought?
Anonymous

GT: Ah yes! I have seen approximately five episodes all of which were extremely exhilerating and interesting. My thought is that it is a jolly good show.

are you considering dating dirk? *eyebrow wiggle*
Anonymous

GT: I. That. Is. None of your business! POSSIBLY.

hey hey jske *jaek *jack *jake srry whtevs hey listen take of ur glassrs fr me k? grate *graet *grake *cake lol (u shld totes hav smoe of this its fanustvk *whoa whered that come from anyway *fantasik *i give up) (my head hrsts)
Anonymous

GT: Lady Lalonde. Step away from the booze for everyones sake. Mostly your own.

jake did u no u have a takila gun in ur arkives an i am so IN LOVE wit it whered u get it
Anonymous

GT: You would be. Aaaah well thats a trade secret im afraid hehehe.

Is it possible you happen to have feelings or would be open to feeling from a certain boy?
Anonymous

GT: Um.

GT: Well. It depends who it is we’re discussing here.

If I said I was able to send you to Pandora to live with the Na'vi blue people, would you marry me?

GT: Oh my! What an extremely tempting offer. So much as living on Pandora would be my fucking dream i shall have to decline. I am much too young to be thinking about marriage. But i thank you for your jolly good offer.